Spam spam spam spam
This was a quick one-star assignment to read spam. I interpreted it in a different way- I read a SPAM radio ad from the ’50s instead. I found the ad here and thought what it would sound like if Delia read it- small-time voice actress and all.
After I found the ad, I had to transcribe it. I then found some background music from my iTunes library- it’s Red Velvet by NicolArmafi. I cut it down to be about a minute long and made it very quiet. I then recorded myself reading the ad a few times and picked the one I liked the best. I had to edit a few clicks out, but this one is mostly just my voice.