Gone In An Instant
I only needed one more banana… and I found one! However, it was taken away horribly and tragically, too soon from this world.
Because I never leave the house without my face on, I had to put on my makeup and curl my hair. I went on a great quest to find my last banana, and there it was! Sitting at an underground cafe! I asked the sodaboys if I could have one, and they obliged. I was so happy, I had to take a video! But suddenly, it was stolen right out of my hand!
In order to share this news, I had to trim the video down to only one second long and add sound effects to further convey how sudden and horrifying this breach of trust was. I thought the world had my back, but fate is a cruel mistress indeed.
I will edit my interview and post it tomorrow, but for now I am inconsolable. I hope that you all will support me in this trying time.